I might as well use this bloody blog, it's going to waste otherwise!

That was a long title. I'm terribly sorry if this inconvenienced you.

Hello there, no-one. I, of course, assume that no-one will read this, and it will most likely disappear into the bowels of the internet. On the off-chance some unfortunate soul DOES stumble upon this nonsense, I offer a second apology.

Yes, I am back, or rather, I am here, since I didn't really go anywhere. It is I, Leo Dukes, procrastinator extraordinaire, and I bring tidings of self-loathing and adamant assumptions that I can do nothing of any worth. *mental note: stop being negative*

Smiles all round from here-on-in

So, positive. Second year of university over. What's on the horizon for this poor sod?

....

I'll get back to you with that. In the meantime, I shall be using this bafflingly empty blog to review things I feel like reviewing. Games, Movies, Books, whatever. I came up with about ten good insults for Dark Shadows earlier, but I've forgotten all of them, just like the point of the movie. HO HO, HE GETS IN THERE WITH A ZINGER!

Johnny Depp is not amused, though I doubt anyone else is either.